Once upon a time, in Greenpeace la la land...
Fighting Greenpeace's shock tactics with shock tactics...
Having seemingly been on hiatus since the end of their 1993 TV series, The Animals of Farthing Wood -- or at least some of their distant, yet equally maligned, relatives -- have made a storming comeback in a new Greenpeace ad campaign.
Nobody likes over-simplification in these matters, and I'd doubt whether even Hannibal Lecter would get his kicks from the plight of baby squirrels, but here's an alternative bedtime story for Greenpeace...
Once there were
three young children
living with their mother and father in the third
world. One morning, the little ones
were getting kind of hungry while
waiting for mum and dad to bring home the bacon.
After Greenpeace had done their best to
block growth in their country, their
mother and father couldn't find
work, so they starved
As I said, nobody likes over-simplification...
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