US phone carriers to issue mandatory "Obamalerts"

Now Obama can hear your calls, read your messages, and send you them too!

by Phoenix on 17 June 2013 13:27

The American telecommunications giant AT&T has begun rolling out a new 'Wireless Emergency Alerts' system for iPhone 4S and iPhone 5 users.

The new alerts include the ability to turn AMBER alerts (America's emergency broadcast system) on and off, but users will not be able to turn off are messages delivered by way of 'Presidential alerts'.

That's right. First, you're targeted for joining a conservative group. Then you're spied on via the National Security Agency.

How long will it be before you receive a 'President Alert' that reads: "Hey, we've noticed by PRISM that you're planning to vote Republican, and we think we can save you some time and money in being audited by the IRS if you consider changing your vote".

Or you know... something like that.


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