Scandinavia is well known as the most gender-liberated part of the Western world. Yet, political correctness has just been kicked out of the football ground by none other than Norway's women's football team.

To the horror of political feminists they've produced a "mockumentary" about how hopeless women's football can be. According to Norway's English language outlet, The Local:

"In the video, produced by Norwegian broadcaster NRK, defender Trine Rønning, forward Emilie Haavi and goalkeeper Ingrid Hjelmseth make unexpected revelations, such that they do not understand the offside rule, have trouble remembering to kick the ball, not throw it, and they feel the goal is just “way too big"

"[Catherine] Dekkerhus [pictured below article], dubbed “Norway’s hottest soccer player”, admits to being forced to switch teams, as all her teammates fell in love with her.

'“Lesbians everywhere, it's teeming with them”, she said, close to tears."'

The report also suggested that Norway's girls, whoops, women's, team wanted to make the game easier to play such that there would be, "smaller fields, and the use of a plastic tees for free kicks."

One feminist contacted by The Commentator said she thought that this must be a joke [which it is] and that she was "not amused".