BREAKING: Vikings will re-invade Britain in event of Brexit
According to reliable sources close to David Cameron and the European Commission, the rape and pillage of the Vikings will return to Britain if the UK votes to leave the EU
The European Commission and British Prime MInister David Cameron are now warning that the Vikings will re-invade Britain in the event of a vote to leave the European Union in the June 23 referendum.
Number 10 has seen a report from the head of MI5, who is in no way at all hoping for a place in the House of Lords, that tens of thousands of Scandinavians are preparing an invasion of the British Isles.
The invasion would take place on the night of June 24, one day after the In/Out referendum, should Britons have the temerity to vote in favour of independence.
The European Commission has added to the report, stating: "It would be advisable to lock up your daughters if British people vote to leave us."
Sceptics say that a Viking invasion is unlikely since Project Fear has already informed the world that all the young women will leave in the event of Brexit anyway, and that the country would be so impoverished that the Vikings would have nothing to pillage.
"In any case," said one observer, "we have been warned that Brexit will result in vast amounts of sewage piling up on British beaches. How would the Vikings get through the crap?"
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