EXCLUSIVE: God says Four Horsemen won't be unleashed after Brexit, more to do in EU and US

The Archangel can now confirm that the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse have more to do in taking out the catastrophe of the Eurozone, America's presidential election, Islamist terrorism etc etc.. than making a bid deal of Britain jumping off the Titanic (not our fault, said Gabriel, free will etc) when the icebergs are right in front of everyone's eyes... Brexit has God's approval

by the commentator on 17 July 2016 00:20

Gabriel

In an unexpected development, The Commentator has been contacted by the Archangel Gabriel, on behalf of God. (As the losing Remain camp might agree, it is important to consult an expert.)

Gabriel (if we may), has told us that he never really thought scripture was on message in the book of Revelation anyway.

The Archangel can now confirm that the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse have more to do in taking out the catastrophe of the Eurozone, America's presidential election, Islamist terrorism etc etc.. than making a bid deal of Britain jumping off the Titanic (not our fault, said Gabriel, free will etc) when the icebergs are right in front of everyone's eyes.

Gabriel did say that Britain was not yet off the hook. The Labour Party's leadership battles are, apparently, a subject of much mirth in the heavens above.

Satan, meanwhile, is working his ways among the Remain camp. Remain is encouraged to remember Ephesians 4;31:

"Get rid of all bitterness, rage, and anger. brawling and slander, along with every form of malice."

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