Russia is a nasty neo-imperial dictatorship. The EU is a stupid, anti-democratic neo-imperial mess. You don't have to be Vladimir Putin to laugh out loud at EU leaders decrying the referendum in Crimea this weekend
If the Prince of Darkness could have turned corpses into diamonds, he'd have done so, and opened a jewellery store. Now, the technology is there. Euthanasia? Disease? Abortion? Genocide? War? The implications are difficult to deal with as this report suggests
If angry (insane?) German Social Democrat Martin Schulz gets EU Commission presidency, Cameron will be in deep doody. Except, he's so fanatical (Schulz, that is) he may bring whole house of cards down anyway
Ken Clarke has long played the Tories' affable fool. His latest nonsense on the EU should have him kicked out of the party, let alone the government. He's a gift to UKIP, at just the right time, right?